Hey there friend!
Do you have an ordinary computer problem that needs an extraordinary solution?
"I need my computer fixed but I need complete discretion!"
"I broke my friend's computer and I need to have it fixed without him knowing!"
"I need to hide the porn on my computer from prying eyes!"
"I have no money but my computer needs fixing!"
If you have questions similar to these, then you're in luck friend.
I'll help you out. Need discretion, "I won't look at your files!" Need speed "I'll will literally run to your house right now!"
No money "We'll discuss other means of compensation, like beer or muffins!" (I once got paid in fish, I kid you not!)
Need to learn something borderline illegal? "I'll teach you for 'educational purposes only' wink, wink"
I'll also come to you! I'll come to your house, work, beach... wherever you want! We computer geeks call that "Onsite" (I will go wherever can be reached on Da Bus!)
So if you're an out of the box thinker with an out of the box problem, give me a call, a text , an email, or even send up some sort of bat signal! Just let me know and will do my best to help you to help me to help you.
I won't charge you that much, just like 20 to 30 bucks for small kind stuff. 50 if a little more complicated! Depends on the problem really.
I'll also take big jobs if I can. I once installed an 8 camera security system for a little mom and pop store. (Yeah...I don't understand either. I tried to convince them that it was overkill but they were adamant)
Anyway, give me a call if you have a crazy computer problem because I may just be crazy enough to tackle it. Plus, you'll get the added bonus of helping a struggling college student finally get that long sought after degree! (Seriously, I'm sort of trying to fund my education!)
Thanks for reading buddy!
Isaac
The Anything Goes Computer Guy
"Don't worry! We'll work something out!"
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Leave message if no answer. I'll get back to you! For Realziez!
PS. I can do training too. If I can teach my Luddite father how to cheat at FreeCell, I can teach you how to do anything. (Within reason, of!)
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