Can you add and subtract with the help of a standard calculator?
Can you swear to secrecy?
Can you look and act appealing, as if you were a character in a TV show like Archer?
Would you agree to be in a "tourist-y" type atmosphere, where you have to smile and kiss ass and take everyone's shit for a little while?
Are you ok with grease, dirt, oil and sweat, and a work space that needs cleaning?
If you answered yes to all these questions, I have some tasks that I want to pay you for. Send your pic along with your response, because for this gig it's important for you to fit a character role, although there is no real acting involved. Just a crazy.