Want to be a part of a team that all the other agencies try and copy? Looking at all these escort ads here makes me chuckle. There's the obvious ones written by a man who wants to take most if not all your money as he uses tacky pictures to imply that the stack of money in the picture is yours, not his. Then there's the ones where you're not sure if you're applying for a job or a cult with all the secret squirrel double talk.