Hi, I'm Jake, I'm in prison. I love darts and clowns. I want hella pen pals because this shit is boring. My dreams of donating my long hippy hair for locks of love and donating one of my kidneys to a needy person have been foiled. Because of the fact that I am helplessly addicted to marijuana. Â Not a physical addiction. I just like it a lot. Â Like a lot a lot. Â Like enough to allow myself to get thrown in prison a lot. Â And now I am in need of some support and friends. Â If you would write me at Jacob Jensen #213955 Utah State Prison P.O. box 250 Draper, UT 84020-0250 Â Â That would be great. I don't care who you are, where you're from, what you did, as long as you write me. Â Literally. I don't care if you're old, gay, man, woman, crazy, toothless, drunk, tranny, overweight, hairy, a stalker or a Charlie Chaplin impersonator with a club foot and an addiction to 1920's erotica. I don't care just write me!! Â The more pages the better. Â Thank you, I hope to hear from you soon.
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